10 Reasons to Become a Teacher

10. Big Bucks!

9. Know all the answers on the test

8. Never a stressful moment

7. Practice pedagogy without fear of arrest

6. Free apples!

5. Massive funding for classroom supplies

4. Joyfully implement wise policies of marvelous administrators, earning 
   thanks of a grateful nation

3. Discipline tomorrows U.S. leaders today

2. Spend leisurely summer in intensive therapy attempting to recover 
   strength for new term

1. Might have to work for a living otherwise