Top Ten Ways The White House Will Change With Lieberman as V.P.
- Air Force One to be renamed - "El Al Gore.".
- Tipper to be referred to as "The First Shiksa."
- Saturday Night State Dinners to be replaced by Sunday Night Chinese.
- Inauguration to be completed with Breaking of Glass.
- Problem: Presidential Baldness Solution: Presidential Yarmulke!
- Every time "Hail to the Chief" is played, Secret Servicemen Lift
Chair and Dance Around.
- U.S. Never to pay retail again for Nuclear Warheads.
- Federal Employees To Have Saturdays off for Shabbat - but will have to
actually start working Monday - Friday.
- Camp David relocated to Palm Beach.
- In First Major Trade Agreement with India, New Delhi to be renamed