Five Great Yiddish Insults

  1. May you grow like an onion,with your head in the ground.

  2. May your bones be broken as often as the ten commandments.

  3. May you have a son named after you soon.

  4. May the souls of all of king solomon's mother's in law inhabit you.

  5. May G-d mistake you for your worst enemy and give you all the curses you wished on him.

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