Air Raid Priorities

The air-raid siren went off in Haifa. A woman rushed down the stairs toward the basement. Suddenly she noticed that her husband had not followed her down. "Come on, Sidney," she yelled.

"Just a minute!" answered the husband. "I gotta get my teeth!"

"Never mind your teeth!" the wife shouted back. "What do you think they're dropping - pastrami sandwiches?"

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