A Lunar Bar Mitzvah

A rich man wanted the most spectacular Bar Mitzvah ever for his son. The African safari Bar Mitvah was being done too often (that's from another joke, by the way), so the father arranged to rent the space shuttle from NASA and take the Rabbi and family into space. That created a lot of attention, and all the press was there to find out how it went.

The first person off the shuttle was the grandma, and the reporters asked, "How was the service?"

Grandma answered, "OK".

"How was the boy's speech?"


"How was the food?"


"Everything was just OK? You don't seem to have liked it? What was wrong?"

"There was no atmosphere!"

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