Q: What is G-d's favorite sport?
A: Baseball because the Torah begins (in English) In the big Inning.
Q: What sport did Moses play?
A: Tennis or basketball because we know that Moses played in Pharoah's
Q: How do we know that tennis is mentioned in the Bible?
A: "And Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."
Q: How do we know that Moses played football?
A: Moshe kibel et haTorah umasra liY'hoshua...etc. Obviously he was
Q: How do we know that righteous people do not need a prayerbook on
the High Holy Days?
A: KI EYN MACHSOR LY'REYAV.
Q: How do we know that mashiach will have a beard?
A: AL TASHEV P'NEY M'SHICHEKHA.
Q: How do we know that Yosef was Moshe's mother?
Q: VA-YIKACH MOSHE ET ATZMOT YOSEF IMO. (Ex. 13:19)
Q: How do we know that Vashti was cloned?
A: GAM VASHTI HA-MALKAH ASTAH "MISHTEY" NASHIM. (Esther 1:9)
Q: Who is the first man mentioned in the Bible ?
A: "Chap. I".
Q: Who is the shortest man mentioned in the Bible ?
A: Bildad the Shuhite