What bracha do you say when you sit down on a piece of gum?
Lei-shev bazooka

What do you call an artificial sacrifice?
A korbon copy

What can you do on Friday night if you've forgotten to buy anything for lechem mishna?
Turn to the door and say "Bo-i challa, bo-i challa."

What do you say when the challa comes in?
Shalom Ha-Lechem

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