Oy Am I Thirsty

It's the 6 am bus and real quiet. All of a sudden, an old bubbeh yells out "Oy am I thirsty!" "Oy am I thirsty!" "Oy am I thirsty!" And she goes on and on and on at the top of her lungs.

The sleepy passengers beg the bus driver to stop at the next corner and get the kvetch a drink already!

So he does. "Here lady! Drink up! And shut up!"

She drinks the drink. The bus moves on. The passengers nod off again or peek into their newspapers, happy the old bubbeh is quiet. All of a sudden they hear....

"Oy WAS I thirsty!" "Oy, was I thirsty!"

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