A Second in the Life of G-d

by Simon Travaglia






...DoYouThinkICouldBeAllowedToStayUpLateCanYouMakeMeSomeoneElseCanIHaveANewCar IfYouGetMeOutOfThisI'llBeBetterInFutureWhyWon'tSheNoticeMePLEASEHELPMEFINDMY HOMEWORKIReallyAmSorrySoCanYouPleaseGetMeOutOfThisMessWhyDoesEveryoneElseGetIt SoEasyWhileEverythingForMeIsSoDifficultPleaseLetHimNoticeMeCanYouUnbreakDad's GuitarIfIPassThisExamIPromiseI'llGoToShulEveryDayForTheRestOfMyLifeCanYouMake ThemStopPickingOnMePleaseLetMeGetOffWithASuspendedSentencePleaseMakeMeABetter PersonCanIGetAPowerRangerForMyBirthdayAPromotionWouldBeReallyNiceAndIThinkI DeserveItNotLikeGeorgeWhoNeverWorksForItAndDoesn'tReallyCareAboutTheCompanyPlease BringHerBackToMeIWishTheyWouldJustDieButIGuessIShouldn'tHopeForThatPleaseHelpMe SaveMoneyWouldYouJustGiveMeALittleMoreTime-There'sSoMuchIWantToDoWithMyLifeThat StillIsn'tDoneWHYDOESTHISHAPPENTOME?PleaseLetHimKnowThatWeCareEvenIfWeForgetToTell HimSometimesCanYouFindMyDog,ItMeansTheWorldToMeCouldYouLetMeWinTheLottery,EvenIf It'sOnlyAHundredGrandOrSomethingAsItWouldReallyHelpMeThroughThisScrapePleaseDon't LetAnyoneFindOutThatItWasMePleaseCanYouFindSomeWayForMeToGetANewBikePleaseCanYou ChangeThePastSoThatItNeverHappenedAndNoOneGotHurtAndWe'reBackTogetherAgainLikeIt WasPleaseCanYouMakeMeHappyWhyDiDYouTakeHimWhenYouCouldHaveTakenHisBrotherWhoWasNo GoodToAnyonePleaseHelpMeFindMyChildWHYAREYOUDOINGTHISTOMEIT'SNOTFAIRPleaseCanYou HelpThisJustBeOverAndDoneWithAsSoonAsPossiblePleaseHelpMeBeNotSoScaredPleaseMakeMy BidTheSuccessfulOneCanYouJustFixThisUp,That'sAllIAskOfYouPleaseMakeHerNoticeMeAnd RealiseThatI'mANicePersonWhereHasAllMyTimeGoneIDon'tFEELOldPleaaseMakeMeYoungAgain PleaseCanYouMakeMeWinOnThisMachinePleaseCanYouHelpMeFindAWayToGetThroughThisPlease LookAfterMyFriendNowThatSheNeedsSomeHelpPleaseCanIJustNotHaveSpentAllThatMoneyLast NightPleaseLetUsBeFriendsAgainPleaseCanIHaveANewPlaceToLiveFixThisUpJustOnceMoreAnd IWillNeverDoThatAgainCouldYouLetMeGetTheJobAndNotHerCanYouJustMakeAllTheHassleGoAway CanYouPleaseMakeMomBuyMeANewPairOfNikesCanYouMakeThisYearSpeedUpSoThatIt'sOverWith RealFastJUSTFIXITSOIDON'THAVETOGOAWAYAGAIN,INEVERMEANTTOHURTANYONECanIJustHaveSome FoodForMeAndMyFamilyCanYouPleaseJustMakeItNotMalignantPleaseCanIWinThisRaceAfterAll TheTrainingIPutInPleaseHelpMePleaseGrantMeAReprievePleaseDon'tLetMeHaveCancerPlease LetHerSayYesCanIGetAllA'sForThisSemesterAndI'llWorkHarderNextTimePleaseDon'tLetMeDie AloneCanIJustForOnceNotHavetoGoThroughAllThisAgainPleaseProtectMeNowMoreThanEverCanI WinOneOfTheFreeTickets.....




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