Jewish Holiday Humor



Rosh Hashanah

  • 5759 Rosh Hashanah Reflection
  • The Appropriate Bread for Tashlich
  • High Holiday Thief (may be offensive)
  • High Holiday Tickets
  • New Customs for Rosh Hashanah
  • A Rabbi's Prayer for the New Year
  • Rosh Hashanah Ascii Art
  • Rosh Hashanah Music (image)
  • Rosh Hashanah Poem
  • The Rosh Hashanah Practical Joker (image)
  • Teshuvah Hotline
  • Top Ten Places for Taschlich




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    Yom Kippur

  • Can I Break the Yom Kippur Fast?
  • Day of Atonement Email Prayer
  • Days of Atonement
  • Eating on Yom Kippur
  • High Holidays in the Modern Age
  • Jay Leno's Yom Kippur
  • Pronouncing the Name of the Holiday
  • Store Sign
  • When Does Yom Kippur End?
  • Yitzkor Baby
  • The Yom Kippur Service
  • Yom Kippur vs. The Super Bowl
  • Sukkot

  • Jews Fined for Building Sukkah on Property




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    Hanukkah

  • American Jews' Hanukkah Celebration
  • The Cat's Dreidel
  • A Chanukah Song
  • Dreidel Card
  • Dreidel Upright
  • Eight Days of Fire
  • The Eight Nights of Hanukkah
  • Erev Chanukah
  • Erev X-mas
  • Hanukkah Eve
  • Hanukkah Harry is Coming to Town
  • Hanukkah in Santa Monica
  • Hanukkah Time
  • Hannumas?
  • Have Yourself a Happy Little Hanukkah
  • Herman the Hanukkah Candle
  • High-Tech Dreidel
  • Hooray for Hanukkah




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  • If X-Mas was a Jewish Holiday
  • I'm Dreaming of a Bright Menorah
  • Latkes
  • The Maccabee Song
  • The Maccabees Are Coming to Town
  • The Menorah (mushy alert)
  • Modern Hanukkah Parody
  • The Pope's Hanukkah Memo
  • The Problem With a "Hanukkah Bush"
  • Revamped Hanukkah Song
  • Ritual Slaughter of the Latke
  • Santa's Chanukah
  • The Story of Hanukkah
  • Top Ten Hanukkah Movies
  • Top Twelve Reasons Why Chanukah is Better Than X-mas
  • Twas the Night Before Hanukkah
  • An Unorthodox Chanukah Quiz
  • Winter Holiday Shopping
  • Xappy Xanuka
  • Yenta Claus
  • Yingelehs, Maidelehs
  • Tu B'Shevat

  • Secular Tu B'Shevat
  • Purim

  • Chag Sameach, Haman
  • Hamentosh Rock
  • Homentasch
  • Politically Correct Megillah
  • The Purim Episodes of Prime Time TV Shows
  • Purim Legalities
  • Shushan Audiology
  • Shushan On Purim
  • Shushan, Pers-I-A
  • Top Eleven Least Favorite Hamantaschen Fillings
  • Top Ten Difference Between Haman and Newt Gingrich
  • Top Ten Reasons For Celebrating Purim
  • Top Ten Ways Purim Would Be Different if it Occurred Today
  • Vashti's Song




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    Passover

  • A-aaaaaaa-fikomen
  • Abie, The Afikomen Thief
  • An Adam Sandler Passover
  • Afikomen 'Round the Mountain
  • All Food is Treif
  • Avadim Hayinu Redone
  • The Ballad of the Four Sons
  • The Ballad of Mo Amramson
  • Bedikat Hametz
  • Brisket Melody
  • Cyber Rav at Passover
  • Don't Sit on the Afikomen
  • Dr. Seuss Does the Ten Plagues
  • Elijah
  • Exodus of The Three Stooges
  • Exodus: On the Light Side
  • The Extremely Reform Passover Haggadah
  • The Fifth Question
  • Fire Prevention
  • The Four Cups
  • The Four Sons Poem




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  • Gilligan's Exodus
  • Ha Lachma Poem
  • Haggadah Wash that Man Right out of my Hair
  • How to Make a Seder Out of Chinese Food
  • I've Been Cooking For This Seder
  • Just a Tad of Charoset
  • The King's Rules
  • The Kosher Pork
  • Les Miselijah
  • Matzah Ball Soup Song
  • Matzah For the Masses
  • Matzah Number 5
  • Matzah Message
  • Modern Haggadah
  • Moses Pun
  • The New Four Questions
  • New Slant on Seders
  • The On-Line Book of Exodus
  • One of Those Prayers
  • Our Passover Things
  • Passover at McDonalds
  • Passover Plane
  • Passover Pun
  • Passover Punny
  • A Passover Round
  • Pesach in Hebrew School
  • Pesach Macarena
  • Pesach Quiz
  • Pharoah's Nile
  • Plague Pun
  • Police Report
  • Preschool Passover Mneumonic
  • Puritans and Israelites: A Tale of Two Peoples
  • Same Time Next Year
  • The Seder Rap
  • Shmura Matzah
  • Sinai Wilderness Experience
  • Take Me Out to the Seder
  • Take Us Out of Egypt
  • There's No Seder Like Our Seder
  • Top Ten Places to Hide the Afikomen
  • Ten Things To Do With Leftover Matzah Farfel
  • Top Ten Ways to Tell You Have Too Many People At Your Seder
  • A Woman's Prayer for Passover
  • Shabbat

  • Alligators
  • Ancient Israeli Sundial
  • Disputed Shabbos
  • Gut Shabbos
  • Nisht in Shabbos Gereht
  • Sabbath Violator
  • Shabbat vs. Y2K
  • Shabbos Sale
  • Top Ten Reason For Not Attending Services on Shabbat




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    General Holiday Jokes

  • 21 Steps To the Proper Preparation of Gefilte Fish
  • Holiday Bloopers
  • Holiday Survival Tips
  • Short Summary of Jewish Holidays
  • Top Fifteen Signs Your Co-Worker's Jewish Holiday Wasn't Strictly Observed
  • Top Ten Siddur Personalities
  • Top Ten Signs That You Haven't Been to Services Too Often
  • The Yo-Yo Diet Guide to the Jewish Holidays





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