Hadassah in the Afterlife

A tour bus with 30 Hadassah ladies aboard turned over and all were speedily dispatched to heaven. On their arival one of the admitting angels wouldn't let them in. He told them that the admitting computers were down so they would just have to wait.

At that moment G-d intervened and said that he would speak to Satan to see if they could be temporarily housed in his domain until they could correct the computer error. Sure enough room was found and they all went down to their new temporary quarters.

A few hours later G-d receives an urgent telephone call from Satan who tells him that he must take the Hadassah woman off his hands. "What's the problem?" G-d asks.

Satan replies, "These Hadassah women are ruining my set-up. They have been down here only a few hours and already they have raised $100,000 for a new air conditioning system."

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