A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made
chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman "Can I
park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?"
"They didn't ask!"
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
I asked a Jewish man "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He
said "Yes", and walked away.
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?"
The man says, "I make a good living."