How to Straighten a Dog's Tail
A step-by-step approach.
Straighten Dog's tail using your left hand and hold it like that.
Using your right hand, insert the tail into an iron pipe.
Since the tail is inside the pipe now and the iron is not
flexible, the dog's tail lies straight, inside the pipe!
Leave the dog like that for 52 long years.
After 52 years, release the dogs tail by removing the iron pipe.
Now, observe the dogs tail curl right back to its place!!
Do we still need to hold talks about land for "peace"?