A rabbi and a priest on a train, in conversation:

Priest: "Last night I had a dream about your Jewish paradise. I saw dirt and trash everywhere and the place was absolutely packed with all your people."

Rabbi: "What a coincidence ! I too dreamed about paradise - the Christian one, though. It was a wonderful land filled with flowers, fragrant scents and sunshine - but nowhere at all could I see even one person!"

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