A rabbi and a priest on a train, in conversation:
Priest: "Last night I had a dream about your Jewish paradise.
I saw dirt and trash everywhere and the place was
absolutely packed with all your people."
Rabbi: "What a coincidence ! I too dreamed about paradise -
the Christian one, though. It was a wonderful land
filled with flowers, fragrant scents and sunshine - but
nowhere at all could I see even one person!"