Dating Criteria

A young Jewish college girl answers the door for her date. She brings him into the living room to meet her parents.

"Mom, Dad, this is Angelo. We'll be home early," she says.

Her mother looks at the young man disapprovingly, discerning from his name that he is a Gentile.

When the girl finally returns home, her mom quizzes her immediately, "Tell me, Anna, was that boy Jewish?

"No Mom, he's not." replies the girl cautiously, sensing that a battle is about to begin.

Momentary silence from the mom.

"Well - is he Pre-Med?"

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