Shloyme Silberstein has become rich and wants to show off. So he
orders his driver to drive him to this new exclusive golf club
with his new Cadillac. But unfortunately a sign at the door
unmistakably states that Jews are not permitted access. So the
driver wants to return, but not Shloyme!
Shloyme says: "Wait here for me."
His driver responds: "But don't you see the sign, they will kick you
Shloyme : "But I don't have to tell them I am Jewish." And he
leaves for the gate.
So the driver waits... One hour... two hours... three hours...
Indeed, finally after three and a half hours Shloyme is kicked out by
two body-builder type guardsmen.
The driver asks: "What happened?"
Shloyme answers: "Everything was fine until we played hole number
eight! Accidentally I shot my ball into one of these ponds. I
shouted: 'Oh, my G-d, what shall I do now?' And then the waters
separated and everybody knew..."