Jew vs. Antisemite
Q: What's the difference between an anti-Semite and a Jew?
A: An anti-Semite will tell you that "the Jewish people are a
dishonest, untrustworthy, and moneygrubbing," but when you
ask him about his neighbor Cohen, he will say, "Cohen's an
exception, as honest as they come"
The Jew will praise the Jewish people as "the best, the most
charitable, and the most honest people in the world," but if
you ask him about his neighbor Levine, he will say, "That
no-good crook, you can't trust him as far as you can throw