A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one.
Both cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of the
clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi
sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a
rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are
unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that
we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the
rest of our days." The priest replies, "I agree with you
completely. This must be a sign from G-d."
The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Kedem wine
didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate
our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the priest. The
priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back
to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the
cap on, and hands it back to the priest. The priest asks,
"Aren't you having any?" The rabbi replies, "No...I think
I'll wait for the police."