Jonah Quiz

And the L-rd appointed a great fish to swallow up Jonah; and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights. Then Jonah prayed to the L-rd his God from the belly of the fish, saying 'I called to the L-rd out of my distress and He answered me' ... and the L-rd spoke to the fish, and it vomited out Jonah upon the dry land.
(Jonah 1:17;2:1-2,10)

What does this story teach us?

Pick an answer:
  1. That was one finicky whale
  2. Chew before you swallow
  3. The whale could not stomach Jonah
  4. "Lord, I ordered a Jonah medium-rare. This one is raw!"
  5. You can't keep a good man down

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