How Old Are You?

A Jewish patriarch was on the witness stand.

"How old are you?", asked the District Attorney.

"I am, kayn aynhoreh, eighty-one."

"What was that?"

"I said, I am, kayn aynhoreh, eighty-one years old."

"Just answer the question!" yelled the D.A., "How old are you!?"

"Kayn aynhoreh, eightly-one." the old man replied.

The judge said, "The witness will answer the question & only the question or be held in contempt of court!"

The counsel for the defense rose and asked the judge, "Your Honor, may I ask?" and turned towards the old man, "Kayn aynhoreh, how old are you?"

The old man replied, "Eighty-one"

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