King David's Top 7 List
From our home Temple in Jerusalem. King David's top seven reasons
Jesus was not the Messiah.
- Unwritten Messianic rule: Not allowed to have more than 100 million
innocents murdered in your name.
- At least David Copperfield reappears.
- Required to fulfill minimum of one Messianic prophecy in Tanakh
within first 1,000 years (or first 1,500 years if extended Messiah
warranty coverage is purchased).
- Before telling followers to believe based on faith alone, forgot to
- Unlike Maimonides, didn't have enough sense to listen to mother and
- Is unquestionably considered Messiah in Poland.
- Isaiah warns us not to follow a man-made religion led by a "carpenter"
in Chapter 44.