Kosher Response to 'Green Eggs and Ham'

Will you never see?
They are not KOSHER,
So let me be!

I will not eat green eggs and ham.
I will not eat them Sam-I-am.

But Iíll eat green eggs with a biscuit.
Or I will try them with some brisket.
Iíll eat green eggs in a box.
If you serve them with some lox.

And those green eggs are worth a try
Scrambled up inside some matzoh brie!
And in a boat upon the river,
Iíll eat green eggs with chopped liver!

So if youíre a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan,
But troubled by green eggs and ham.
Let your friends in on the scoop:
Green eggs taste best with chicken soup!

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