The Large Family

A man was in the hospital recovering from an operation when a nun walked into his room. She was there to cheer up the sick and lame. They start talking and she asks about his life. He talks about his wife and his 13 children.

"My, my," says the nun. "13 children, a good and proper Catholic family. G-d is very proud of you."

"I'm sorry, Sister," he says, "I am not Catholic, I'm Jewish."

"Jewish!" she exclaims. "You sex maniac, you!!"

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