After eight days of eating matzoth for Passover, it feels more like
UNLEAVENED or twelve days. I stopped a fellow on the street and asked him,
"SEDER, do you know the meaning of this holiday?"
He said he did, MAWROR less: "Isn't that the spring holiday that celebrates
how CHAROSETH three days after dying?"
"Wrong religion!" I retorted. "You don't have to CHALLAH!" he complained.
"Challah isn't Pesadich," I laughed.
"Of KOSHER right," he acknowledged. Then he apologized for cutting me short
but said his cousin Effie was on her way to his house and he didn't want to
"Of course--you have to leave with EFFIE COMIN' over."
"Sorry but HAGGADAH go," he repeated, and left.