Divine Defendant

[March 15, 1999] Sometimes you wonder exactly how ridiculous a lawsuit has to be before a judge will throw it out. Here's one that meets that criteria: A Pennsylvania man brought suit against G-d for having allowed his life to be ruined. He demanded, among other things, the ability to play the guitar, and the resurrection of his mother and pet pigeon. He insisted that if G-d doesn't appear in His own defense, the judge should rule against Him by default; and he named, as co-defendants, every American citizen.

Fortunately, the judge declared us all legally off the hook.

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