Miami Jewish Grandparents



An elderly Jewish couple were going out to dinner.

The woman comes out of the bedroom and says to her husband, "Darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or this St. Johns?"

"Do I care?" he replied.

The woman comes out of the bedroom says to her husband, "Darling, shall I wear my Cartier watch or my Rolex?"

"Who gives a damn?" says the husband.

The woman comes out of the bedroom and says to her husband, "Darling, shall I wear my 5 carat pear or my 6 caret round diamond?"

To which her husband responds, "Hey, if you don't get your act together, and soon, we are going to miss the early bird special.



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