Truth in Advertising??
A man is walking down the street when he passes a store front with a large
watch in the window. He enters and asks the storekeeper if he could fix his
"You want I should fix your watch?!" the storekeeper exclaims.
"Yes, aren't you a watchmaker?" asks the man.
"A watchmaker?! No, I'm a mohel!"
"A mohel!" exclaims the man. "If you're a mohel, then why do you have a
watch in your window?"
"What do you want I should put in my window?" says the mohel.