Top Ten Places to Hide the Afikomen

From Ohr Sameach

  1. In the bread box.

  2. In a Congressional Investigation file on Democratic Party Fundraising (sure to get lost).

  3. In a cardboard recycling container (impossible to distinguish the matzah from the cardboard).

  4. In your old 5 inch floppy disk drive.

  5. In a gym, among the discus storage.

  6. In the middle pocket of the matzah cover.

  7. In the same place Grandpa has been hiding them for the past 20 years - no one's found them yet.

  8. In the holding tank of your brother's science fair experiment project on toxic waste disposal.

  9. Use it as a base in a Little League baseball game.

  10. Paint it silver, and pretend that it is a giant, broken CD-Rom.

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