One of Ours
A concert in Carnegie Hall, many stars of classical music contribute.
The pianist Vladimir Horowitz enters the stage.
A Jewish spectator to his Jewish neighbor: "One of our people!"
Next: The violinist David Oistrach enters the stage.
Again: "Also one of ours!"
The violinist Isaac Stern, again "Also one of ours!"
Finally the non-Jew sitting behind the two Jews becomes nervous and sighs:
The Jew again: "Also one of ours!"