Purim -- Chag Sameach

Haman went to a soothsayer one day, and asked, "On which day will I die?"

The soothsayer answered, "On a Jewish holiday."

Horrified, Haman asked, "Which one?"

Replied the soothsayer, "Any day on which you die will be a Jewish Holiday!"

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