Keeping Up With Rabbi Jones

A priest and a rabbi lived next door to each other.
Whatever one did, the other had to do better.

The priest got a new lawn mower.
The rabbi got a new riding lawn mower.

The priest got a satellite dish.
The rabbi got a motorized one.

The priest bought a Mercedes.
The rabbi bought a Rolls-Royce.

The priest stood in front of his Mercedes, sprinkled holy water on it, and blessed it.
The rabbi cut six inches off the Rolls' exhaust pipe.

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