A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's. He shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said. "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife".
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety,
there are really only four types of bras," continued the sales clerk.
Confused, the man asked what were the types.
The sales lady replied "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type the
Presbyterian type, and the Jewish type. Which one do you need?"
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"
The sales lady responded "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type
supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, the
Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Jewish type makes
mountains out of mole hills."