Jewish Dog
In a train compartment in Russia at the turn of the century a Jew met
a Russian general. The general travels with a dog by the name 'Moshe.'
For the whole ride, the general was commanding the dog: "Moshe, stay!"
"Moshe, roll over!" etc.
Teasingly looking at the Jew, the general said, "It is a very smart
dog, isn't it."
"Oh yes," answered the Jew. "If it was not Jewish it would become a
general!"