A Dog in Shul
A man walks into shul with a dog. The shammas runs up to him and says,
"Pardon me, this is a House of Worship! You can't bring your dog in
"What do you mean?" says the man, "This is a Jewish dog. Look!"
And the shammas looks carefully and sees that in the same way that a St.
Bernard carries a brandy barrel around its neck, this dog has a tallis bag
"Spot," says the man, "daven!".
"Woof!" says the dog, stands up on his hind legs, opens the tallis bag,
takes out a kipa, and puts it on his head. "Woof!" says the dog again,
opens the tallis bag, takes out a tallis and puts it around his neck. "Woof,
woof! says the dog, takes out a siddur and starts to daven.
"That's fantastic," says the shammas, "absolutely amazing, incredible! You
should take him to Hollywood, get him on television, get him in the movies;
you could make a million dollars off of him!"
"Oy!" says the man, "You talk to him. He wants to be a doctor."