A Dog in Shul

A man walks into shul with a dog. The shammas runs up to him and says,

"Pardon me, this is a House of Worship! You can't bring your dog in here."

"What do you mean?" says the man, "This is a Jewish dog. Look!"

And the shammas looks carefully and sees that in the same way that a St. Bernard carries a brandy barrel around its neck, this dog has a tallis bag around his.

"Spot," says the man, "daven!".

"Woof!" says the dog, stands up on his hind legs, opens the tallis bag, takes out a kipa, and puts it on his head. "Woof!" says the dog again, opens the tallis bag, takes out a tallis and puts it around his neck. "Woof, woof! says the dog, takes out a siddur and starts to daven.

"That's fantastic," says the shammas, "absolutely amazing, incredible! You should take him to Hollywood, get him on television, get him in the movies; you could make a million dollars off of him!"

"Oy!" says the man, "You talk to him. He wants to be a doctor."

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