How Disgusting!

A woman called her neighbor to say, "Your son is a pervert and a disgrace to the Jews," she said to the boy's mother.

The mother was aghast -- her yeshiva bocher (Jewish parochial school student) a pervert? She waited for him to come home from school and asked him why the neighbor was so upset.

He shrugged. "They belong to the Reform Temple," he said, "and Sally saw my t'fillin bag and asked me what it was."

"So?" asked the mother, "what did you do to make Sally's mother call you a pervert?"

"I offered to show Sally my phylacteries, and she ran into her house."

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