Torah Troubles



One Shabbos the Gabbai of the shul calls Greenberg up for Haggba (lifting the Torah). Unfortunately, Greenberg is not exactly strong. As you can probably guess, he almost dropped the Torah.

He was so embarrassed, that he vowed never to let that happen again. So right after Shabbos he joined a health club. He started pumping iron, taking aerobics, ballet etc.

Well sure enough after six months, the Gabbai calls him up to the Torah. Greenberg runs up, grabs the Torah, open it seven columns throws it in the air does a double flip, and catches it behind his back. He turns to the Gabbai, "Nu, how was that" The Gabbai responded," great, but you had maftir.



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