There are these four women - in their late 50s or 60s - playing
mahjong one day and one woman stops playing and says, "I have to
tell you all something - I'm a kleptomaniac - but I want you to know,
I've NEVER taken anything from any of you".
The next woman says,
"well, as long as we're being honest - I have to tell you, I'm a
nymphomaniac - but I have my own circle of people - and I've never
hit on any of your family members or friends".
Then the third woman
says, "well, I'm a lesbian - but you have no worries- I've never
been attracted to any of you".
The fourth woman jumps up and says, "well, I'm
a yenta and I have to go make some phone calls!!!"