There are these four women - in their late 50s or 60s - playing mahjong one day and one woman stops playing and says, "I have to tell you all something - I'm a kleptomaniac - but I want you to know, I've NEVER taken anything from any of you".

The next woman says, "well, as long as we're being honest - I have to tell you, I'm a nymphomaniac - but I have my own circle of people - and I've never hit on any of your family members or friends".

Then the third woman says, "well, I'm a lesbian - but you have no worries- I've never been attracted to any of you".

The fourth woman jumps up and says, "well, I'm a yenta and I have to go make some phone calls!!!"

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